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HOW to use Guerilla Warfare on Spammers by: Jason Tarasi Do you ever wish you could travel back in time and smack yourself for doing something dumb? If I had a time machine, I would travel into the past and warn myself about SPAM (Right after I played the winning numbers for today's lottery). Come step into my time machine, and take a journey with me into the past. Let me show you how I conquered spam, and how you can follow in my footsteps. When I was younger, my best friend had a basement stocked full of spam. His family couldn't seem to get enough of it. The moment I walked into his house, the aroma of spam filled the air. When I was the ripe old age of twelve, I made the mistake of my life...I tried a spam sandwich. My friend convinced me that it was 'really good, dude.' In my defense, I was starving and there was nothing else to eat. That thirty second experience still continues to haunt me. This wouldn't be my first nightmarish encounter with spam, however. Ten years later, while building my very first Website, I naively put my email address on every single page of my site. I wanted to give my visitors a chance to ask me questions, make comments on my site, etc. As my Website grew more and more popular, I started to receive 100 spam emails a day. Then '500
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