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TOPIC: Recreation And Sports

TITLE: The NEW King Elvis Preston King

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The NEW King Elvis Preston King by: Elvis Preston King

No Elvis is not a new rock and roll king. Elvis Aaron Presley still holds that crown.

In ancient societies, kings had harems of beautiful young girls. In modern time in the year 2005 there is a New King. Elvis Preston King who has over 1000 beautiful young girlfriends.

Elvis has done google searches that Sergy Brin and Larry Page wouldn't know how to do to see if there is any one else on the planet who too has girlfriends galore. Only Elvis Preston King pops up in a google search.

So far no one has stepped up to the plate to challenge Elvis for the Crown of the most girlfriends of any man on earth!

Elvis's chauffeur claims Elvis has 3000 girlfriend, but Elvis insists that he is broken up with the other 2000 girls. They caught him fooling around and left him high but NOT dry!

Elvis has never slept with a prostitute in his life.

Elvis has no buddies because he has spent his complete life chasing girls. Elvis has decided he would like one special buddy to share in his good fortune. Any Red Wests out there? What ever happened to Elvis Presley's life long buddy Red West any way?

The new King would like too meet Red West or maybe YOU'. Could YOU be the lucky guy?

So is Elvis a myth or does he really exist?

If you are a girl crazy guy, young or old who can't get your share of beautiful young girlfriends, you owe it to yourself to try to convince Elvis Preston King that you are 'THE MAN!'

About The Author

Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn't want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. He is based out of New York, Ny. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ or http://seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com/.

This article was posted on February '13

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